Dental Joke

My aunt sent me this email and I thought all of those who work in the dental field might find it funny even though it is a little dirty............
A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man a shot. "No way!! No needles!! I hate needles," the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man objects. "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!!" The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection", says the patient, "I'm fine with pills". The dentist then returns and says, "here's a Viagra tablet". The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!" "It doesn't", said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!!!

THIS ONE IS FOR YOU JEN!!! :)

It has been a while since I have updated my blog! I get so sick of waiting for dial up. I have been tagged by Jen so her goes.....
A-Attached or Single: Attached For a long Time now (10 years now)
B-Best Friend(s): I have to many to list... Jake, Mom and Dad, sister, and my friend Ashlee (we have been friends since 6th grade....... To many others to list)
C-Cake or Pie: Definitely cake, but I really love salty things I.E. pickles chips, grapefruits etc..!
D-Day of Choice: Thursday night after work.
E- Essential Item(s): Makeup, cell phone, and post it notes.
F-Favorite Color: Red
G-Gummy worms or gummy bears: gummy worms (the red and translucent??? ones! (nothing like a little hygiene terminology.)
H-Hometown: Wallsburg, Utah
Indulgence(s): Anything salty.
J-January or July: I like them equally. I love to snowmobile in January and go to the lake in July.
K-Kids: none. Just some really spoiled animals.
L-?
M-Marriage date: December 7, 2002. We just celebrated our 5 year anniversary
N-Number of siblings: I have 1 younger Sister Callie and that is it. My dad said after to girls he wasn't chancing getting another girl to have a boy.
O-Oranges or Apples: Apples
P-Phobias or fears: High places, getting caught in an avalanche, running into the lake in my car and not being able to get out.
Q- Quotes: "When the road gets rocky put on your shoes."
R-Reasons to Smile: My family! I have the best family in the world. My nephews Trae and Drayden. I also have many great friends!
S-Season: Spring! Because I know the days are getting longer and warmer.
T- Tag six people: Shar, Crystal, Aimee, Jen T., Jalene,Candice. I am not sure who all has been tagged.
U-Unknown fact about me: I am not sure on this one! I am not to confidential.
V-Vegetarian or Oppressor of animals: I like my steak!
W-Worst Habit-I get to stressed out about stupid things. It is a wonder I don't have bleeding ulcers 24/7. I hold my feelings in and then I blow! You better look out!
X-Xrays or Ultrasound: I would have to say x rays since I use them everyday. I have not experienced an ultrasound yet!
Y-Your favorite Food: I love any kind of food. My favorite places to eat areRuby River Steak House and Costa Vida!
Z- Zodiac: Pisces