Dental Joke

My aunt sent me this email and I thought all of those who work in the dental field might find it funny even though it is a little dirty............
A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man a shot. "No way!! No needles!! I hate needles," the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man objects. "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!!" The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection", says the patient, "I'm fine with pills". The dentist then returns and says, "here's a Viagra tablet". The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!" "It doesn't", said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!!!

THIS ONE IS FOR YOU JEN!!! :)

It has been a while since I have updated my blog! I get so sick of waiting for dial up. I have been tagged by Jen so her goes.....
A-Attached or Single: Attached For a long Time now (10 years now)
B-Best Friend(s): I have to many to list... Jake, Mom and Dad, sister, and my friend Ashlee (we have been friends since 6th grade....... To many others to list)
C-Cake or Pie: Definitely cake, but I really love salty things I.E. pickles chips, grapefruits etc..!
D-Day of Choice: Thursday night after work.
E- Essential Item(s): Makeup, cell phone, and post it notes.
F-Favorite Color: Red
G-Gummy worms or gummy bears: gummy worms (the red and translucent??? ones! (nothing like a little hygiene terminology.)
H-Hometown: Wallsburg, Utah
Indulgence(s): Anything salty.
J-January or July: I like them equally. I love to snowmobile in January and go to the lake in July.
K-Kids: none. Just some really spoiled animals.
L-?
M-Marriage date: December 7, 2002. We just celebrated our 5 year anniversary
N-Number of siblings: I have 1 younger Sister Callie and that is it. My dad said after to girls he wasn't chancing getting another girl to have a boy.
O-Oranges or Apples: Apples
P-Phobias or fears: High places, getting caught in an avalanche, running into the lake in my car and not being able to get out.
Q- Quotes: "When the road gets rocky put on your shoes."
R-Reasons to Smile: My family! I have the best family in the world. My nephews Trae and Drayden. I also have many great friends!
S-Season: Spring! Because I know the days are getting longer and warmer.
T- Tag six people: Shar, Crystal, Aimee, Jen T., Jalene,Candice. I am not sure who all has been tagged.
U-Unknown fact about me: I am not sure on this one! I am not to confidential.
V-Vegetarian or Oppressor of animals: I like my steak!
W-Worst Habit-I get to stressed out about stupid things. It is a wonder I don't have bleeding ulcers 24/7. I hold my feelings in and then I blow! You better look out!
X-Xrays or Ultrasound: I would have to say x rays since I use them everyday. I have not experienced an ultrasound yet!
Y-Your favorite Food: I love any kind of food. My favorite places to eat areRuby River Steak House and Costa Vida!
Z- Zodiac: Pisces

MOOSE ON THE LOOSE

This is a picture of the town of Wallsburgs pet moose! It's mother was hit on the highway and now it is trying to survive on its own. This is a picture taken in my grandpa's backyard. It is eating the limbs off of an apple tree. The moose just roams from yard to yard trying to find things to eat. We have got so much snow that the deer and elk are having a hard time finding food. It makes me feel really bad for them. Most of the people that live here throw them hay to eat at night when they feed their livestock! It has been fun watching this cute baby! It is definatly the talk of the town!

TGIT (Thursday)

I think that this has been one of the worst weeks that I have suffered at work and I am not sure why! I have had a lot of cancellations and that is very frustrating. I have been coming home kind of negative so I thought I better get positive so I am going to list my top 10things that I love about my job:

1. Beautiful office (My room has the best view! It looks over a driving range at a golf course)
2. Latest and greatest technology (Cerec, diagnodent, etc..)
3. My doctor just bought me all new Everedge instruments and new ultra sonic tips
4. Great pay
5. The BEST dental care EVER
6. I give all of the injections
7. My doctor doesn't just fix teeth he is very concerned about periodontal disease
8. The thought that "Hygiene is the backbone of the dental practice!"
9. Great location
10. Great patients

HOPEFULLY NEXT WEEK IS A BETTER ONE!

Shopping Spree.....for LILI

After work yesterday I decided that I needed to get my new baby some outfits. I went shopping!! I bought her all kinds of bows, sweaters, some dresses, toys and a collar. I had my shopping cart full of things for my dog, not to mention a few things for my cat.

Just as I was checking out I ran into a girl that I went to high school with. She was wanting to know all about me: who I married, where I lived and worked, how many kids etc. She is two years younger than me and she has got two kids and one on the way! Holy Crap!

She looked at my newest purchases and said, "It looks like it is time that you start having kids." How rude! Just because I have spoiled animals doesn't mean I need to have kids! Then the kicker was when she said," You are getting old, what are you 25." I told her I would be 26 next month! Anyway....Here is a picture of Lili in her cute dress!

New Years Resolutions

Last year my New Years resolutions was to loose my hygiene school blubber. I am happy to announce I have done just that! I have heard about a great diet place called Absolute. I called them and explained that I needed to loose around 10 pounds. I went and met with a dietician and had a body fat analysis. Little to my suprise I needed to loose 14. I have been on the diet since the middle of October and this week I hit my goal weight. I have lost 15 pounds and 2 pant sizes, FINALLY! If anyone has a New Years resolution to loose weight I now just the place that can help! It is a very healthy diet and it is easy to eat on it!

New Addition to the Family...No I'm not Pregnant!

After months and months of begging, I finally got my way. This is a picture of my new baby girl. Her name is Lili. She is a 14 week old Yorkie. Currently, she weighs about 2.5 lbs. The vet estimates she will not get bigger than 4lbs. I was very nervous to get a dog in the house because of the potty training issue. She is doing amazing! She and Darwin (my hairless cat) are really enjoying each other! They wrestle and play all day. I am hoping that Lili will give Darwin some exersize. She is over weight! Everytime I take her to the vet he says, "You really should think about putting her on a diet." She weighs about 13 lbs. She has got about six fat rolls and no hair to hide them! Jake was not very happy about a dog in the house, but he has changed his mind and he thinks she is really cute!